December 2010
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December 32, 2010
IT BEGINS.
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They're TRASHING our rights, man! They're TRASHING...
SKYPE IS TRYING TO SEND MESSAGES. MEANWHILE, I'M...
SYN
I've had dialup connections better than this.
Ugh. Going to bed once I get rid of these hiccups.
a.out: The Best Debugging Story I've Ever Heard →
patrickthomson:
Back in the early 80’s, my dad worked at Storage Technology, a now-defunct corporate entity that made tape drives and pneumatic systems to drive these tapes at high speeds – for that period of time.
(Used under license from Laughing Squid. The original is available here.)
They had hacked engineered the tape drives such that you could have one central drive – the ‘A’ drive –...
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Happy birthday, mother.
Never before has the menu for a game creeped me...
brokentripod:
Killing Floor just did. I’m scared to play this game.
So pumped to play this. Did you do the free weekend way back? I think I played with Insane a couple times.
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brokentripod replied to your post: WTB Contacts with a sw33t customizable HUD
Yeah right. Anything that close to your eyeball is unseeable.
Just like contact lenses! Oh. Wait.
WTB Contacts with a sw33t customizable HUD
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"At my daughter's 9th birthday party..."
Daughter’s Friend (DF): I was going to bring you the game Mystery Date, but I wasn’t sure if you would like it.
Daughter (D): How do you play that?
DF: You have to get an outfit and a date with one of the popular boys. There is also a nerd though.
D: I want the nerd! Can I get him?
DF: No, no, if you get the nerd you lose!
D: (after a brief pause and a look of disgust) I...
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Copacetic
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Tumblr Meet 1
Dinner.
If I don’t make it back, it’s Scoot’s fault.
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"So I hear a noise from the kitchen like an awful...
…and my son exclaims, “Situation normal, just a slight weapons malfunction. We’re fine…everything’s fine here…how are you..?” (Source)
These replies are golden.
So what actually happened?
Reactor leak. Large leak, very dangerous.
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What, did Jesus have 2 daddies?
qurugu:
omg, someone explain this to me! 8D I’m not very smart when it comes to religion things XD I know God was but the other one?
Two Dads and a Mom, coming to a TV near you!
Mother Mary: Jesus, be nice to the kids next door.
God: *groans* Mary, just let him be, will ya?
*audience laughter*
etc etc
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I've been playing Rogue Survivor all night
It’s fun.
Basically, it’s a randomly generated world filled with the Undead and the goal is to survive. You level up at the beginning of the next day and not by kills or fortifications.
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Twix of Doom
My first girlfriend and I were together for about two and a half years. A few weeks before we split up we went on a short break to Cartmel in the Lake District, renting a cottage from my auntie’s boss. We had a nice time there, wandering around the priory, eating toasted teacakes and crumpets in a small tea shop, but a more deviant event was on the horizon. “Would you eat something out of me?”...
Merry Christmas
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Oh, Tech Support
Tech: (standard intro spiel)
Guy: my internet isn't working?
Tech: well, how do you usually connect to the internet?
Guy: I'm using my new laptop on campus but I had it plugged in at home for a while
Tech: ok, so the battery is charged, how are you trying to connect?
Guy: I told you, I charged up the internet at home and it's not working
D:
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There are two types of greetings:
ientan:
Friends:
Best friends:
Imba. Hahaha! :-)
TIL best friends snap each others necks when greeting one another.
Best friend darwinism.
Warwalking around a plaza is pretty entertaining.
Found an open access point! Yay.
I just remembered
I got some free potato salad at the airport. That sounds totally shady. But it happened.
"2000 free vids teaching everything from deductive... →
scoutbateman replied to your post: Man…
hooters girls here are ugly…
I gotta say this doesn’t come as a surprise to me. :|
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Man...
There are two Wendy’s, an Applebees, and a TGIF now. What is up with that? (And a Hooters? Y’kno, without hooters.)
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8)
sup
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It's 5:32am
Hello, Jetlag.
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Uh oh, starting to crash.